About Past(PDF) Artist Statement w/ Pony Eyelashes~                                                                                                                                                                                             "I'm a Wiz with Computers", HTML, kinetic sculpture, 2011 "Jurassic Park 2011", Digital Video, Trailer, 2011 "A Short Poem on the Internet", HTML, web-poetry, 2011 "The Shaggs' Philosophy of the World - Finally with Auto-Tune", Reprocessed Audio, 2011 "War and Peace - New Abridged Version", novel auto-summarized to 1% of original length using Microsoft Word, 2011 "Web Presence", password-hacked gmail account of deceased father is permanently logged-in and set as "available" for contact, 2011 "The Closure We've All Been Waiting For", chess-match competition between PC and MAC, PDF, 2011 "DIY", HTML, hand-scribed scroll, quill, ink, 2011 "Aesthetic Relations", HTML, GIF animation, 2011 "40 Gigs to Freedom -or- Hot Shit", Consensually Stolen Media, USB hard-drive, 2010 - Present "MIB, MIB II, MIB, MIB signed, MIB wardrobe", online auction, celebrity autograph, 2010 "National Novel Writing Month 2009: DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT", E-Book, E-Signature, 2009 "DVD Player", HTML, 2009 "HTML, The Movie -or- The Resolution Will Not Be Televised", HTML as single-channel video, w/ "Pony Eyelashes~", 2009 "matthewbarneypickinghisnose.gif", Gif Animation, 2009 "DOM & DAHMER", Digital Video, 2009 "DOM & DAHMERER, WHEN DOM MET DAHMER, THE PREQUEL", Digital Video, 2009 "ROAD TO RUINED", Remix Album, 2009